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Robin Williams

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Robin Williams - Quotes

1. "God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."
   - Robin Williams

2. "Carpe per diem - seize the check."
   - Robin Williams

3. "Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."
   - Robin Williams

4. "Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money."
   - Robin Williams

5. "We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities."
   - Robin Williams

6. "If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?"
   - Robin Williams

7. "Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
   - Robin Williams

8. "Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
   - Robin Williams

9. "The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?"
   - Robin Williams

10. "The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev."
    - Robin Williams

11. "We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
    - Robin Williams

12. "We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself."
    - Robin Williams

13. "When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline'? "
    - Robin Williams

14. "You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks."
    - Robin Williams