Mike Myers - Quotes

1. Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour.
   -Mike Myers

2. We're expecting a lot better sales due to the large freshman class. Also, we are looking forward to the football season when things cool down and we get into 'pizza weather'.
   -Mike Myers

3. I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dynamo to you?
   -Mike Myers

4. Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.
   -Mike Myers

5. It got to the point where I didn't think we'd be able to overcome (the penalties). We were just going backward. The kids got a little frustrated, but they focused on what was important and they kept their heads in the game.
   -Mike Myers

6. Just an excellent team effort on our part. Disciplined, smart football.
   -Mike Myers

7. The game hinges off the kids. It's going to be exciting for sure.
   -Mike Myers

8. For Curt to have the opportunity, it's great to have him out there.
   -Mike Myers

9. We've not prepared well this week and it's cause to pause. I'm afraid my guys don't understand the pain and frustration that comes with being embarrassed by your rival.
   -Mike Myers

10. Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat.
    -Mike Myers

11. Tonight I had to cover Leach and I take that as a challenge. Our defense played well tonight. The guys are quick and make great touches.
    -Mike Myers

12. I have talked to Roger Daltrey about the possibility of a film. I think Keith Moon was a fascinating character.
    -Mike Myers

13. The experience, you can't replace. It's something that he has, and he has fed off that.
    -Mike Myers

14. He doesn't get hit by the pitch a lot. If you go inside and you miss and he doesn't get out of the way, that's his fault. If you're going to stand on top of the plate, and you're going to get hit, and you're going to be upset about it, get off the plate.
    -Mike Myers

15. He has been in these situations many times before and he has succeeded so many times. He loves, he loves the position he's in.
    -Mike Myers